Named with a wink to the rocket-wrangling antics of Musk himself, the Thumper Fab Falcon 9 Smudgepot is here to set new standards in warmth, style, and sheer firepower. If you've ever thought, “Why shouldn’t my backyard look like a high-tech launch pad?”—then this is the smudgepot for you. Perfect for chilly nights, mosquito control, and any occasion that calls for a little controlled inferno, the Falcon 9 Smudgepot brings a new meaning to backyard lighting.

Built for folks who think fire pits are for amateurs, the Falcon 9 doesn’t just burn; it launches a flame that you can see from across the yard (or space, if we’re being dramatic). Its industrial-grade build isn’t just for looks—it’s made for serious fire-lovers who know how to manage a good smolder.

So, if you’re ready to channel your inner launch director and bring some extra warmth to the great outdoors, the Falcon 9 Smudgepot will take your backyard game to new heights. Just try not to break out the chopsticks…